Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, September 13, 2008

You're Better Off Burning Your Money

It would be more entertaining than seeing "Burn After Reading."

Critics called it "funny" and "goofy" and a "lark." I'll call it "90 minutes that you will mourn losing for no goddamn good reason." It was one of the dumbest, most incoherent movies I have ever had the misfortune to see. 2/3rds of the way through the movie, the film broke. The theater management gave rain checks to anyone who would rather not wait for the film to be re-spliced and 90% of the audience was smart enough to grab them and run.

I and my friend stayed and the rest of the movie wasn't any better. (They gave out rainchecks to us, too, so it wasn't a total loss.)

The movie made as much sense as a John McCain campaign speech. Wait for it to come out on cable.

1 comment:

Distributorcap said...

thanks - i actually was thinking of seeing it