Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, September 11, 2008

A New Citizen Nails It: "Take This Election Seriously, It's Important"

Colin Craig Ferguson tells the truth. He ought to be on the Daily Show with this bit, it is worthy of them.



"If you don't vote, you're a moron." He is telling the truth, fucking pay attention.

And forward this monologue (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdRVQ4xwwmQ) to everybody you can.

(H/T to Jill)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Craig is telling the truth....Colin is on afterwards, lol. I know, late night...late night.