Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, September 25, 2008

WARNING! DEMOCRATS BEWARE!

You are being played by the Republicans. They have no intention of reaching a deal for the good of the country. They don't give a fuck about the country and they never have. The whole idea behind their approach to the negotiations on the Wall Street Bailout has nothing to do with fiscal discipline or exercising oversight, they don't give a shit about any of that. A year ago, they would have fallen into line being Chimpy and demanded a "no condition" bailout.

The only reason they are doing whatever they can to muck with the bailout proposals is to give the maximum political advantage to John McCain. The Republicans in Congress do not care about you or me or the nation. They are a thousand percent playing political games. They are not Americans, they are Republicans. They are not patriots, they are partisan politicians.

The Democrats should walk away until the Republicans are ready to deal.

And if this country goes down the tubes, blame a Republican.

(Photo from Dr. Zaius)

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