Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, September 12, 2008

"Only Commies and Pinkos Don't Wear Flag Pins"

That's been the argument of a lot of the mouth-breathing Wingnuts, that "Obama doesn't love America because he doesn't always wear a flag pin."

So there were Senators Obama and McCain, yesterday at Ground Zero, and guess who wasn't wearing a flag pin:


Yeah, I know, "I didn't have a flag pin when I was a POW."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I read somewhere that McCain, upon realizing that he wasn't wearing a lapel flag pin, took a lapel pin of some kind from a police man or fire fighter and then took another one saying that he needed a pin for Cindy. Assuming that report to be true, this man has as much integrity as a scorpian.
Gug

montag said...

He was probably feeling lost and lonely without Sarah to fluff his "ego".

Distributorcap said...

i didnt know McCain was a POW? how did i miss that?