Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, September 12, 2008

"Only Commies and Pinkos Don't Wear Flag Pins"

That's been the argument of a lot of the mouth-breathing Wingnuts, that "Obama doesn't love America because he doesn't always wear a flag pin."

So there were Senators Obama and McCain, yesterday at Ground Zero, and guess who wasn't wearing a flag pin:


Yeah, I know, "I didn't have a flag pin when I was a POW."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I read somewhere that McCain, upon realizing that he wasn't wearing a lapel flag pin, took a lapel pin of some kind from a police man or fire fighter and then took another one saying that he needed a pin for Cindy. Assuming that report to be true, this man has as much integrity as a scorpian.
Gug

montag said...

He was probably feeling lost and lonely without Sarah to fluff his "ego".

Distributorcap said...

i didnt know McCain was a POW? how did i miss that?