Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, September 25, 2008

McCain's Suspension

Considering that John McCain has said in the past that he doesn't understand economics, his decision to suspend his campaign would seem to have more to do with the fact that his poll numbers are rapidly going south.

"I'm losing this campaign, so I'm asking that we all stop campaigning."

UPDATE: From Jack & Jill, it's not a good idea to piss off David Letterman.

2 comments:

michaelwilson said...

I completely agree.
BUT, the question is whether McCain can turn it all around some way.
Is his plan to "Learn" economics? Experts study economics their entire life - and they have trouble getting the US out of the mess.
It will be interesting to follow the polls the next couple of weeks.
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Hereby you can see how/if the states have moved!

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Make a difference, keep on voting!

Karen Zipdrive said...

I loved that McCain is running scared. And Letterman is correct- let Sarah Palin keep campaigning. The more she says, the more she proves that McCain was a pandering jackass to choose her.
All this proves one thing- McCain cannot handle pressure.