Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

The GOP: A Party of 7th Graders

Representative John A. Boehner, the House Republican leader, became emotional as he urged his party to muster the will to approve the package. After his members overwhelmingly voted against it, he tried to shift the blame to a partisan speech delivered on the floor just before the vote by Representative Nancy Pelosi, the House speaker.
Translation: "Republicans voted against the bill to save the nation's economy because Nancy Pelosi was mean to us and called us names."

That's what we have come to in this nation. Republicans, by their own words, threw the country under the bus because Nancy Pelosi was not nice to them.

Advice to Republicans: Grow the fuck up. This is not junior high school, this is serious shit, and you've let the economic spiral continue because you didn't like a speech? Your idea of leadership is to trash the economy because somebody said something to you that you found disagreeable? You are beyond pathetic at this point.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The kicker here is that Pelosi's speech DIDN'T call out anyone except Pres. Bush. In fact, she PRAISED the Republicans for working on it in a bi-partisan fashion!

Unbelievable.

BadTux said...

Let's get this straight. A Republican proposal by a Republican treasury secretary pushed by a Republican President and by the Republican candidate for the Presidency failed to get the majority of Republican votes because... the Democrats made them do it?

Talk about your ultimate "the dog ate my homework" excuses!

- Badtux the Outsnarked Penguin