Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Punt!

Secretary of Defense Robert Gates canceled the competition to build a new aerial tanker for the Air Force, admitting that the Bush Administration had so badly fucked things up that the next administration will have to fix it.

Well, that's not exactly what he said, but it's what he meant.
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1 comment:

Jimh. said...

Yet another example of this administration's wonderful attention to detail and facts...whoa, wait, did I say facts? Silly, me, Facts are for kids!

9/10/2008 10:31 PM

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