Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, September 15, 2008

How Do You Say "Al-Maliki" in Vietnamese?

"Ngo Dinh Diem."

For, just like Diem, there are now reports that the US government is greenlighting the assassination of Al-Maliki.

That would be just another dumb-ass move by an administration that specializes in dumb-assery. Like it or not, Al-Maliki is as close to a democratically elected leader as Iraq has had in modern history. Having him killed would be monumentally stupid, which is why I suspect the report has some truth to it.

Whacking a democratically-elected leader because our government of morons doesn't like what he is doing sets a terrible precedent, and one that will have an incredible amount of blowback. If Al-Maliki now is killed, everyone in the region will assume that Bush had it done. It will show that when George Bush says he is in favor of democracy, he means "democratically elected leaders who do what I tell them to do." Bush will, in essence, have ratified what the Russians tried to do in Georgia.

Bush will cement his reputation as being as ethically-challenged as Richard Nixon, only with about a quarter of the intelligence.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

And the Diem assassination worked out just so well... just like the overthrow of King Norodom Sihanouk of Cambodia for the crime of remaining neutral during the Vietnam War worked out really well for the U.S., eh?

What was it that I said about "those who re-write history"...

- Badtux the History Penguin