Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Nuclear Gunfighting

Can you tell me the last time we got into gunfights with a county that (a) also had nuclear weapons and (b) was supposed to be one of our friends?

Well, we are now doing just that.

The story makes no sense, as it says that the Afghan and American troops were a "mile and a half" away from the border when the exchange of fire with the Pakistani troops took place. They were exchanging small-arms fire at a range of 3,000 yards?

They might as well have been waving their dicks at each other. Or we are not being told what really happened.

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