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Palin maintains that she has foreign policy chops because you can see Russia from Alaska. If you have any questions about banking or optics, ask me. My office is next to a bank and, from my office window, I can see an optometrist's shop. By the Palin rule that "proximity equals expertise," I'm an expert in those fields. Next chance somebody gets, they should ask Palin what she knows about the planet Jupiter, since she can see that from Alaska.