Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Four Weeks

On Friday, it will have been four weeks since McCain chose Sarah Palin as his running mate. He thinks she is ready to be president from day one.

In those four weeks, Palin has been so ready that she has not held a single news conference. She has given one interview to Charlie Gibson. (The "interview" she gave to Sean Hannity only happened because he agreed to shine her shoes during the commercial breaks.)

Palin is not ready for anything, let alone the vice presidency. She is a combination of the know-nothing ignorance of George Bush, the secrecy of Dick Cheney, and the cronyistic arrogance of both men.

If you think this country is on the right track, then sure, vote for McCain-Palin. But if you think the country is on the wrong track, if you thing things are not going well and you are still goving to vote for those two, I respectfuly suggest you need to get your neck bolts re-torqued.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seems like McCain's campaign is committing it's own kind of sexism against Palin. What? She's too stupid to hold her own at a presser? She's answer questions like a girl?

Assholes.

They made a mistake by picking her. They went for their base vote and thought they'd trump with that vagina vote. They were wrong to lump all women into the stupid cunt category, I suspect.

Phil said...

Not only Vote Democrat but if Obama gets in,remember this illegal Bullshit from the Governor of Alaska and prosecute the shit out of her.
Way too much illegal activity has been actively swept under the rug already.
get after her and any other stupid sonofabitch who is defending her.