Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, September 11, 2008

"Earmarks, I Haz Them"

Up until about two weeks ago, that has been the attitude of Sarah Palin towards earmarks. As Politico.com reported, the State of Alaska (where she is the governor) gets more earmark money per capita than any other state.

$1.2 million to research the genetics of harbor seals.

$1 million to research rockfish fisheries.

$3.2 million to research sea lion.

McCain disparaged doing DNA research on bears, but Palin is all for DNA research on other species, using Federal money.

Palin, when she was the mayor of Wasillia, was so pro-earmark that she hired a lobbyist associated with Jack Abramoff's outfit to get more Federal money for Wasillia.

And now she is against earmarks?

How convenient.

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