Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, September 26, 2008

Well, We Knew This About Palin Weeks Ago

Breaking News from Big Eddie:
McCain Camp insiders say Palin "clueless"
Capitol Hill sources are telling me that senior McCain people are more than concerned about Palin. The campaign has held a mock debate and a mock press conference; both are being described as "disastrous." One senior McCain aide was quoted as saying, "What are we going to do?" The McCain people want to move this first debate to some later, undetermined date, possibly never. People on the inside are saying the Alaska Governor is "clueless."
All of us good Communists here in the Universe that we call "Reality" are pleased to welcome the arrival of the McCain Campaign. They are the first Republicans to visit Reality in the last 14 years.

This is just too good, really. It's interesting to watch implosions of this magnitude. The Obama Campaign ought to say: "Fuck you guys, the VP debate goes on as scheduled" and if she doesn't show up, Joe Biden can be photographed next to a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Palin. Only the cardboard would probably do better at a debate.

Care to bet that Twig Palin gets really sick in the next week or so and Sarah just has to withdraw from the ticket "for the good of the campaign?"

(H/Tto Balloon Juice)

UPDATE: And then there is this:

(H/T to HuffPo)

Is she even thinking in English? Borat was more coherent.

UPDATE II: And this.

5 comments:

puddy said...

well... cafferty's saying what we're all thinking.

just amazing, the look of disbelief on couric's face as palin vommits the few talking points she can remember.

wolf blitzer is still alive?

Anonymous said...

While I am enjoying her implosion immensely, we would be wise to remember that it ain't over until the fat lady sings. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid. Palin had to have something to become governor of Alaska. She had to have something to have the NeoCons annoint her. No one should go into Thursday thinking that this is going to be a milk run. It MAY be but we best be ready for the kinds of tactics that the Repugnants are famous for....Think she might wear the wire from back stage in her bra? Remember, they are NOT above doing that. They almost certainly did it for shrub.

Comrade Misfit said...

They did do it for Bush, there was no "almost certainly" about it. He cheated on his debates with Kerry.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Please.
I'd watch this debate on Pay TV if I had to.
Biden could show up drunk and tripping on acid and still make Palin look like the simpering, cliche spitting machine she is.
Unless the GOP rigs it to a yes or no answer format that lasts less than 15 minutes, Palin is gonna end up proving she is nothing more than an insipid, neo-con Barbie with an IQ to match her bust measurement.

Anonymous said...

I've paid attention to the stuff said and written about Palin but the best so far is short and sweet:

http://oakcreekforum.blogspot.com/2008/09/confirmed-palin-is-post-turtle.html

Enjoy!