Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, August 1, 2008

The Law of Unintended Consequences

So John McStrange airs a campaign ad that compares Obama to Paris Hilton; the implication being that he is also a celebrity for no reason (other than being on law review at Harvard Law School, a law professor at the University of Chicago, an Illinois state Senator, a US Senator and a bestselling author, you know, lightweight shit like that).

Seems like funny stuff. But it turns out that Paris Hilton has a lot of relatives who have given a ton of money to the GOP, in the "many tens of thousands of dollars" range, and they have also given buckets of cash to the McCain campaign. They are not at all amused. And they are making their displeasure known to the McCain campaign.

Smooth move, guys. Look for a few more sacrificial terminations.

(H/T to Skippy)

1 comment:

Phil said...

I swear, it's like a keystone Kops movie, these idiots are running around bumping into walls and breaking shit left and right.

For the life of me I can not believe it is even close!