Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, August 16, 2008

The Silver Medal Winner in the "Lack of Self-Awareness Olympics" Goes to

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice:

At the end, perhaps the only thing Russia will have proved is that "they can use their overwhelming regional military power to beat up on a small neighbor," she said.

Just like at the end of the day, the only thing that the U.S. will have proved in Iraq is that we can use our global military power to beat up on a distant nation that posed no real threat (notwithstanding that the lack of a threat which was known to the Bush Administration before they began the war).

Almost forgot about this:

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not one speck of irony awareness either. Unfuckingbelievable.

Distributorcap said...

can we add rice to the other blog

please please please

the character rice, the shoe lady, not the real condi

Comrade Misfit said...

Rice is still a real person, so no, please don't. There are so many good/bad characters to do yet.