Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, August 29, 2008

MacGyver Cat, Pt. 2

As I mentioned before, Jake has figured out that he can use my hand to wash his head.


Last night, he figured out that I do not have to be awake for that to work. I woke up in the middle of the night to find out that he was licking the palm of my hand and then rubbing his head against my hand.

So he definitely is smarter than the average Bush Administration political appointee.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

But...ew. Cat spit is so nasty!

How do the little blighters manage to have tuna breath even when they have not been eating tuna?

Anonymous said...

He's truly brilliant. I wish I could figure out now to get other people to clean things for me.

Distributorcap said...

you mean jake wouldnt have sent us to a useless and immoral war?

poor barney - you know he hates living in the white house