Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

The Oscar for Unintended Irony Goes to...

Sen. John McCain, for this corker:

"I'm interested in good relations between the United States and Russia," [McCain] said. "But in the 21st century, nations don't invade other nations.''

Refresh my memory, Senator McCain. Do you recall the name of a certain desert nation that borders Iran, Jordan, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and Turkey? Remember how you walked around the capital of that nation, wearing your flak jacket, protected by a few hundred soldiers and you said it was a safe place? There are about 140,000 American troops occupying the place after we fucking invaded them!

Remember the name of that nation now, Senator?

(Fucking decrepit dumbass)

1 comment:

Fixer said...

I left this comment on one of Gordon's posts at the Brain.

"Every time I listen to a clip of a Republican, especially McShithead, talking about the Russia/Georgia situation, my jaw hangs open. They're saying the same things about the Russian incursion as we did about the Iraq invasion. And they do it without shame and with a straight face. Un-fucking-believable."