Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

The Oscar for Unintended Irony Goes to...

Sen. John McCain, for this corker:

"I'm interested in good relations between the United States and Russia," [McCain] said. "But in the 21st century, nations don't invade other nations.''

Refresh my memory, Senator McCain. Do you recall the name of a certain desert nation that borders Iran, Jordan, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and Turkey? Remember how you walked around the capital of that nation, wearing your flak jacket, protected by a few hundred soldiers and you said it was a safe place? There are about 140,000 American troops occupying the place after we fucking invaded them!

Remember the name of that nation now, Senator?

(Fucking decrepit dumbass)

1 comment:

Fixer said...

I left this comment on one of Gordon's posts at the Brain.

"Every time I listen to a clip of a Republican, especially McShithead, talking about the Russia/Georgia situation, my jaw hangs open. They're saying the same things about the Russian incursion as we did about the Iraq invasion. And they do it without shame and with a straight face. Un-fucking-believable."