Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, August 18, 2008

Got Raped? Go Directly to Jail!

That is no joke. If you are a woman in Afghanistan and you are raped, you will be sent to prison for 20 years for the crime of being raped. That is just one small step above the Taliban executing rape victims.

So where is the enlightened democracy that was supposed to bloom in Afghanistan? These are the people that we are sweating blood and treasure to free from oppression?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Phew - good thing I was in Brooklyn and not in Kabul.

Karen Zipdrive said...

What?
What the Hell do they charge these women with, assault with a friendly weapon?

BadTux said...

Freedom (tm) is only for people with penises in Bushevik world, silly woman!

- Badtux the Sovok Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

DCup, I thought about that after I posted it. If that stirred up some agina, I apologize.

Anonymous said...

Don't you worry about that! I'm not the first person who's been raped, and sadly, I won't be the last.

How horrid for the women of Afghanistan, though. As if they haven't dealt with enough.

P.S. I'm feeling an itch to do another post about cultures that have no gender balance....

Comrade Misfit said...

Go for the post, DCup.