Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
6 comments:
Phew - good thing I was in Brooklyn and not in Kabul.
What?
What the Hell do they charge these women with, assault with a friendly weapon?
Freedom (tm) is only for people with penises in Bushevik world, silly woman!
- Badtux the Sovok Penguin
DCup, I thought about that after I posted it. If that stirred up some agina, I apologize.
Don't you worry about that! I'm not the first person who's been raped, and sadly, I won't be the last.
How horrid for the women of Afghanistan, though. As if they haven't dealt with enough.
P.S. I'm feeling an itch to do another post about cultures that have no gender balance....
Go for the post, DCup.
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