Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

When Maps Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Maps

Yes, folks, the Denver Police are focusing in on those tools of terrorists everywhere: Maps. After all, only terrorists need maps, because honest folks know where they are going.

Somebody tell Garmin that their GPS sets are nothing more than terrorist tools....

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

:::::head-desk:::::::::Render me unconscious, ok? I am beginning to think an overdose of this much stupid-paranoid batshit bit could be fatal.

BadTux said...

Reminds me of the Soviet Union, where even natives of Moscow often got lost because street maps were classified as a military secret and prohibited to ordinary citizens.

Welcome to Soviet America, comrade!

- Badtux the Sovok Penguin