Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, August 15, 2008

Here's a Simple Fact of Life

When you start a war and then you lose it, neither you nor your so-called friends are really in a good position to make demands of the nation that just kicked your fucking ass.
“We will rebuild,” [Georgian president] Saakashvili said. “We want them out. I want the world to know, never, ever will Georgia reconcile with occupation of even one square kilometer of its sovereign territory. Never, ever.”
What a George-Bush-level fucking imbecile.

Saakashvili tried to pull a shitty; he thought that while Vladimir Putin was in Beijing, that he could send the Georgian Army into South Ossetia, preceded by a little "shock and awe" from a few batteries of Katyusha rocket launchers, and conquer the area. It was worse than that, for the Georgian Army attacked just hours after an agreement had been reached between Georgia and Russia for another round of negotiations about South Ossetia.

(Yes, that's a pretty raw shitty, all right. We were not too forgiving when the Japanese launched an attack on us during negotiations. Guess Saakashvili forgot about that little bit of history.)

But Georgia's gamble didn't work, the forces in place, both Russian peacekeepers and Ossetian militia, stood their ground long enough until a Russian motorized rifle division or two could show up and, in combination with the Russian Air Force, kick the Georgian Army all the way back to Tbilisi.

Georgia spent a lot of money on weapons. Fat lot of good it did them: "The Georgian forces had good equipment," [a Russian sergeant] said. "But it wasn't enough. In the end, it was just like they had toys."

Saakashvili was a day or so away from having to sign a carte blanche surrender, so now he makes noises as though he is the victor?

If the Georgian people have any sense, once they come out of their stupor and see what Saakashvili's monumental stupidity has brought them, they will turn him into a wind chime. But I do not think they have that much sense.

One thing is certain: The Russian belief that "you can never trust a Georgian" has been reinforced with steel rebar. I doubt very much if they will ever leave South Ossetia.

And NATO would be utter fools to let Georgia into NATO.

4 comments:

Earl said...

Well, only American media and the Georgians are listening to Georgia's President, and he has to tell it like he wishes it were, Russians will do what they want, the return to Cold War isn't feared as much as anarchy or real democracy in Russia.

Don Brown said...

"Forgot" history ? Doesn't that mean he had to know some in the first place ? Shame on you EBM. Accuracy is important. :)

Still love your stuff.

Don Brown

Comrade Misfit said...

Don, that turdlet did major in history at Yale, so he might have learned something.

Earl, I have been rather saddened at the wholesale swallowing of the "poor weedle Georgia" line by the American press. I'm not disappointed, for I didn't expect much more than that. At least these days, it's easy to get a more nuanced view of thngs,

Distributorcap said...

the press is on georgia's side because bush is on georgia's side..

they do whatever bush wants

the press covered george and laura's excellent vacation last week