Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Totally Stupid Agency

Some moron at the TSA damaged nine (or more) airliners at O'Hare Airport while trying to see if he could break in through the cockpit windows.

Don't you feel safer, now, knowing that those Federal versions of Inspector Clouseau are on the job?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holy crap, well, if I had needed even one more reason NOT to fly....that would sure as all hells suffice!

deadstick said...

If there'd been an FFDO in the area, those guys might have had the surprise they were earning...

Anonymoustache said...

Oh come ON! Clousseau was a charming idiot. People wonder why, when we happen on Casablanca while channel-cruising, and when we happen upon the "Here's looking at you kid!", I break out in uncontrollable laughter. Clousseau (destroyed and)owned that scene forever when he did it.
So yeah...compare the TSA idiots to anyone...like the Chimperor...but, please, not to Clousseau.