Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, August 7, 2008

I Forgot to Send Flowers

After all, yesterday was the seventh anniversary of the day that George Bush received a presidential daily brief titled "Bin Ladin Determined to Attack U.S."

Bush was on one of many, many month-long vacations at the time (yes, he took a month off after being on the job for six months). When Bush received that briefing, his response was to tell the briefer: "OK, you've covered your ass."

Bush has spent the following seven years trying to cover his own ass. But the blanket is getting threadbare.

2 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Fortunately for Bush, his nanny Nancy Pelosi keeps covering the threadbare patches with colorful appliques.

Anonymous said...

And still, we're not to believe our lying eyes that they let this happen. Even a little. Kinda, maybe, sorta.