Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Blackwater -- Peacekeepers for Hire

That is their latest pitch: Blackwater is offering the services of its trigger-happy goons as peacekeepers.

So, if your definition of "peace" includes "heavily armed thugs machine-gunning civilians for sport," or their lesser sport, the "throwing frozen water bottles at children" event, give those smiling mercenaries a call. They just might not bother to shoot you.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

The Blackwater Peacekeepers invite you to visit their subsidiary company, "Priests who Babysit."