Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Ready to Take on the Russians?

The Georgian Army was in complete disarray last night after troops and tanks fled the town of Gori in panic and abandoned it to the Russians without firing a shot.

Um, who trained those guys? Oh, right, we did!

I do like how one guy is saying that the Georgian Army has an advantage in training over the Russian Army at the same time the Russians are rolling up the Georgians like a cheap rug.

In the meantime, our own Darth Cheney said that Russia's whomping of the Georgians "must not go unanswered." Yes, stern words are the order of the day. The Russians have a "sovereign wealth fund" in the order of hundreds of billions of dollars. They could cut the oil pipeline through Georgia if they wanted to. They could make it a cold and expensive winter for much of Europe.

The Bush Administration has no ideas if they cannot drop bombs on their problems.

Update: This is an interesting read.

Update II: Dan Froomkin lays the blame largely upon (you guessed it) George W. Bush.

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