Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Caturday

I'm going to feature George today.

Here he is doing one of his favorite activities: licking a dripping faucet. The water is very hard here and faucets tend to start dripping over time. He loves that. If you look closely, you can see water droplets flying.


He also likes going for rides in an empty laundry basket. I pick up the basket and carry him all around the apartment, so he can see things from a higher perspective.


George is fascinated by the operation of a toilet. When I flush, if he is nearby, he will run in so that he can watch the stuff swirl down. He doesn't reach for it (that'd be too disgusting), but he will cock and bob his head as he watches the toilet empty itself. Once it finishes, he walks away.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Boy, he looks like he's romancin' up that faucet.

Bitey likes to hide UNDER the laundry basket; he thinks we can't see him, even through the holes, or with his tail sticking out one end.

Anonymous said...

When our 2 male cats had urinary tract infections, the vet reminded us to have plenty of water available for them to drink and play in. So you're doing something great for his health or he is.

Georgia is adorable!

Anonymous said...

He's a little doll!
My three cats love to converge on the bathroom sink to lap at the dripping faucet. They act like Mama never puts water out for them, but I read somewhere kitties are gaga for aeriated water.

Comrade Misfit said...

I have a water fountain for my cats to drink from. My other two ignore the dripping faucet, but not George.