Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Caturday

If you want to see why I put towels on my furniture, look in the foreground to the left.


It saves a lot of muss and fuss. A little laundry pre-treatment, into the wash and it's good to go.



Maaaaa! I'm bbbooooorrrrrreeeeedddddd!


This was the bed of a friend's cat. He's passed on and now I have the bed. Both George and Jake love it. Gracie, not so much.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

He looks pretty danged regal sitting on that red bed!

Distributorcap said...

i had towels and sheets over everything -- george (and i miss him) loved to leave me hairballs

Comrade Misfit said...

I know. My own George is a bit of a shitcake, yet I love him.