Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Oh, Wow. Who Could Have Foreseen This?

Nobody is going to be prosecuted for turning the Department of Justice into a partisan cesspit.

Yeah, there's a real surprise.


UPDATE: Good cartoon of "Mr. Mugookasey"

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I salute you for still having the energy for outrage.
After Ashcroft and Gonzalez, you were expecting justice from MooKC?

Anonymous said...

What Karen said. I have used up my entire supply in the last seven years. And the number of stupid illegalities just keep piling up ....talk about your fates worse than death!

Comrade Misfit said...

Ladies, don't confuse cynicism with outrage.

Anonymous said...

:::relieved sigh::::Oh, good. Cynicism I still have truck-loads full! Now, if I could dump it like manure in deserving laps...

Anonymous said...

Well, like Mukasey says "Not every violation of a law is a crime."

I'm going to charm the next cop who stops me for speeding with that one.

BadTux said...

INCIYR. It's not criminal if you're a Republican. That "law" stuff only applies to Democrats, silly flying lady!

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin