Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Oh, Wow. Who Could Have Foreseen This?

Nobody is going to be prosecuted for turning the Department of Justice into a partisan cesspit.

Yeah, there's a real surprise.

UPDATE: Good cartoon of "Mr. Mugookasey"

6 comments:

Anonymous said...: I salute you for still having the energy for outrage.
After Ashcroft and Gonzalez, you were expecting justice from MooKC?; 8/12/2008 6:41 PM
Anonymous said...: What Karen said. I have used up my entire supply in the last seven years. And the number of stupid illegalities just keep piling up ....talk about your fates worse than death!; 8/12/2008 7:00 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: Ladies, don't confuse cynicism with outrage.; 8/12/2008 8:07 PM
Anonymous said...: :::relieved sigh::::Oh, good. Cynicism I still have truck-loads full! Now, if I could dump it like manure in deserving laps...; 8/12/2008 8:15 PM
Anonymous said...: Well, like Mukasey says "Not every violation of a law is a crime."

I'm going to charm the next cop who stops me for speeding with that one.; 8/13/2008 1:18 PM
BadTux said...: INCIYR. It's not criminal if you're a Republican. That "law" stuff only applies to Democrats, silly flying lady!

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin; 8/13/2008 4:24 PM