Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Police State News

Not so much new, this is actually two months old, but here it is:

If you want to fly on the airlines and you lose your ID, then they will ask you some questions and give you the full-9-yards security screening, and they will let you pass. But if you refuse to show them ID, they will turn you away. So if you're careless or stupid, you can fly, but if you don't want to submit to the police-state mentality of the TSA, you are shit out of luck.

I suppose this makes sense, but don't ask me how.

(H/T to Schneier on Security)

UPDATE: If you do show up at the airport without your ID, the TSA puts you on their threat list because, after all, the grandmother who lost her purse just might be an al Qaeda operative..

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