Do not take your laptop with you when you cross the U.S. border.
The Department of Homeland Stupidity Security will confiscate it if the whim to do so strikes them. No reason is needed, if the Customs goons are having a bad day or they don't like your face, they can and will take your laptop, your cell phone, your Blackberry, your digital camera and everything other bit of electronic gear and ship it off to some undisclosed location.
Good luck ever getting it back, especially if some DHS thug decides he or she needs a new laptop or camera. They are, after all, the parent agency of the
Terminally Stupid Transportation Security Agency, whose main job is
stealing your
stuff from your
luggage.
Soviet America, where our border guards don't need no stinking reason to
steal confiscate your shit.
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The collective "We" used to mock this kind of authoritarianism. Now we cower behind it and make up ways to justify it.
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