Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, August 1, 2008

Leave Your Laptops at Home

Do not take your laptop with you when you cross the U.S. border. The Department of Homeland Stupidity Security will confiscate it if the whim to do so strikes them. No reason is needed, if the Customs goons are having a bad day or they don't like your face, they can and will take your laptop, your cell phone, your Blackberry, your digital camera and everything other bit of electronic gear and ship it off to some undisclosed location.

Good luck ever getting it back, especially if some DHS thug decides he or she needs a new laptop or camera. They are, after all, the parent agency of the Terminally Stupid Transportation Security Agency, whose main job is stealing your stuff from your luggage.


Soviet America, where our border guards don't need no stinking reason to steal confiscate your shit.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The collective "We" used to mock this kind of authoritarianism. Now we cower behind it and make up ways to justify it.