Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, August 1, 2008

Do the Other Republicans Want to Kill Ted Stevens?

Sen. Stevens has asked for a trial date of September 24th for his trial on tax fraud charges related to a long-standing corruption probe.

So, six weeks before the election, the news is going to be filled with stories coming out of the criminal trial of a senior GOP senator. There probably isn't a Republican up for election this cycle who isn't privately hoping that Stevens suffers a stroke before them (other than Stevens, that is).

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I don't know. Stevens is kind of a character and he is on television sometimes....do you suppose we could....nah, nevermind.