Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Cat and Rug Question

I have a number of throw rugs over the wall-to-wall carpet in my apartment. Most of the rugs have fringe of some kind around the edges.

So why is it, when one of the cats barfs up a hairball (and its dinner), that they can be counted on to hit the fringe on one of the rugs as though they were using laser sights? The total floor area of my apartment that has fringe has to be rather small by a percentage basis, but it seems to be a favorite thing to barf onto.

Inquiring minds....

3 comments:

BadTux said...

I think it's a law of Cathood that all cats must barf up hairballs where they're least wanted. Generally somewhere near where you're trying to eat. Or sleep. Or type on a computer. Or ...

- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

CrankyProf said...

It's deliberate, as far as I can tell. Then they snicker in their whiskers as you're cleaning it up.

Distributorcap said...

hairballss come out closest to the most expensive rug, coat, clothing or furniture

guaranteed