Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, July 4, 2008

Only Speak Good of the Dead

Good.
Posted by on or about 11:30

4 comments:

Phil said...

How appropriate.
The ghosts of our founders gave us a reason to celebrate.
I gave Timmeh a pass, not this guy.

7/04/2008 1:01 PM
deadstick said...

Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell of Kentucky said few senators could match Helms’ reputation.

Ummm, okay, I'll go along with that...

7/04/2008 5:15 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell of Kentucky said few senators could match Helms’ reputation.

Only because they didn't elect David Duke or, for that matter, George Lincoln Rockwell...

7/04/2008 6:20 PM
Anonymous said...

Agreed. Good. And not a moment too soon unfortunately.

7/04/2008 7:40 PM

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