Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, July 18, 2008

When is a Timetable Not a Timetable?

When they call it a "time horizon."

Maybe that is what Amtrak ought to call their printed schedules: "Time horizons."

It's really more doublespeak from the Bush Administration, in the same way that sending a senior diplomat to a negotiation session with the Iranians and planning to open a US interests section in Tehran is not negotiating with Iran.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A new euphemism! Sweet!

I guess we can't say that the Bushies didn't come up with anything new.