Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Caturday

Gracie is taking a snooze. She was hiding earlier, because she knew that having the carrier out meant a trip. She hates trips.


Rocky is not my cat, but I love this picture of him airing out his belly.


Here, Jake had just finished cleaning out the traces of yogurt from my breakfast. The schwartz is strong with him.



George is chilling at the edge of my bed. I had the sheets off when this photo was taken.

4 comments:

CrankyProf said...

Am I the only one who has to fight the temptation to rub my face in fat cat belleh when they lay there, exposing the soft underparts?

My oldest cat does that -- flops on his back with his polka-dotted tummy hanging out. I just want to motorboat it.

Anonymous said...

No, Crankyprof - we have four inside cats and if they "give" me their bellies, I'm going to rub my face in them.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I meant to say squeeeeee! I love those cat pix!

Comrade Misfit said...

CP, if you were to try and rub your face in Rocky's belly, I think he'd try to rip your face right off.