Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Awww, Pity the Poor Weedle Republicans

Young Republicans are feeling "left out" by the geezer-oriented McCain Campaign.

Question to all you "young Republicans:" What are you doing at some moronic political gathering? You guys were all in favor of the Iraq War, why aren't you in the Army? The Army needs you. Join up today! Or if you really have guts, go join the Marine Corps. It's your war, why aren't you fighting it?

I can understand why you don't though, for just like Yer Hero, Prezit Bush, you guys are "all hat, no cattle." You are all more than willing to let some other poor dumb bastard go off and die for your ideals.

There is a word for that sort of attitude, and the word is "cowardice."

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