Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Hazy, Hot and Humid

Visibility was maybe five miles or so, but I went flying anyway. Judging by the chatter on Unicom (122.8), there were not a lot of airplanes up. The FAA was working; I could hear Flight Check call out out that it was shooting approaches at some airport. The FAA operates a variety of airplanes to test and verify instrument approaches. Flight Check has to check every new approach before it can be used and they then fly them again from time to time.

It was pretty nasty day as far as visibility went. There was a crosswind, I shot a few landings.

2 comments:

Mark Rossmore said...

I *hate* it Flight Check comes to town. Hate. Hate. Hate.

They'll come into our airports and want to shoot every single approach multiple times. Or they'll want to hold IFR right in the middle of our departure corridor to test some VOR's radials, forcing us to divert other IFR airplanes around them and issue a billion traffic calls to all aircraft. Or, because of the nature of their work, they'll force the airport to cut off all practice approaches, which causes a huge issue for us since 90% of our traffic is Navy trainers wanting to do - naturally - practice approaches.

I know it's for safety and all, but man they're a freaking pain in the ass. We appreciate what they do, but we are very glad to see them go. There's a reason we call them "Fright" Check.

Comrade Misfit said...

They were flying a Lear 60 yesterday on approaches into airports that can't take a Lear 60, so it must have been a pretty neat sight for the ramp rats.