Dear John McCain: Timing is Everything

This is not rocket science, Senator. Even an esteemed graduated of the Chesapeake University of Nautical Technology should know this:

When you are sparking up another woman and you propose marriage to her while you are still married to your first wife, first you get the final divorce degree and then and only then do you marry wife number two.

For if you marry wife number two before you are divorced from wife number one, there is a term for that: Bigamy. Besides being immoral as all hell, it's also a felony in most places.

It gets juicier, for Mister Straight Talk moved in with his second wife months before he bothered to become legally separated from his first wife.

So, where are all of those cocksucking "family values" Republicans now? Where is their outrage, which surely would be in play if a Democrat had done these things? Why are they not pelting the Straight Talk Express with tomatoes, rotten fruit and eggs?

(Cue the sounds of crickets)

(H/T to WTF is in Now)