Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Bush to World: "Go Fuck Yourself."

Bush is actually smug about the US being the world's biggest polluter.

By the way, when the Brits refer to a "two-fingered salute," that is their equivalent of an American one-fingered salute, the infamous "Welcome to Boston 1/2 Peace Sign."

Bush is an asshole. He is an ignorant, unrepentant, dictatorial moron. Anyone who voted for that egomanical lunatic and who is not ashamed of that fact, even if just privately, has given up a chunk of their humanity. Most people I have met who were ignorant of something were not boastful of being ignorant, unlike Bush.

He is truly a stain on our national soul and there is no amount of bleach that can remove it.

(H/T to Brilliant at Breakfast)

1 comment:

Smirking Cat said...

Bush turns my stomach. So does anyone who voted for him.