Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

"I Can't Drive Fifty Five!"



But you soon may have to, Sammy.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Here in Washington State, they let single motorist cars in the lane reserved for buses and carpools, only IF the drivers pay for the privilege.
I think if they reduce the speed limits to 55 again, they might offer the same thing---if you want to slam around at 65 to 70, pay for the privilege and get a sticker on the car so ransomed from fuelish responsibility. Yeah, weekends make me fantasize...what can I say.