Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Has McCain Lost His Cabbage?

"We have a lot of work to do and I'm afraid it's a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq/Pakistan border."-- John McCain



(I am presuming that if you're reading this blog, you know that was about as dumb a thing to say as talking about the border between Jamaica and Mexico.)

You have to wonder if McCain has anything left:

"The fact is, if we had done what Senator Obama wanted to do, we would have lost," McCain told reporters in Kennebunkport, Maine (where he was visiting the first failure of a Bush presidency).


Does he not realize the opening that gives Obama, who was against the Iraq War from day one? If we did what Obama wanted, we would have had the resources to make a difference in Afghanistan. And maybe, jsut maybe, we wouldn not benow dealing with a resurgent Taliban, seven years after they were supposedly defeated.

1 comment:

Anonymoustache said...

I think it is pretty safe to say, from the evidence he himself provides on a regular basis, that McCain is at least senile, and possibly worse off.