Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Warning to Employees of KBR and Blackwater

Under the theories that the Administration is using in the current kangaroo court military tribunal, you may be charged with a war crime if you have worked in Iraq:

"Prosecutors assert that [Salim Ahmed Hamdan] was not only bin Laden's driver, but also part of an elite bodyguard force and an arms courier for Al Qaeda. They said he was captured in Afghanistan in 2001 with shoulder-fired missiles that could only have been meant for American aircraft."

"An elite bodyguard force" certainly applies to Blackwater and there have been untold numbers of civilians driving trucks loaded with arms from Kuwait into Iraq. Using the logic of the Bush Administration, all of those folks are war criminals, as none of them were in a recognized military force and none of them were in uniform.

Take heed, if you have worked for those companies. What our nation is doing today may come back to haunt you.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

We could only hope. Of course, they will come home when the carpetbags are full and never set foot abroad again. What I don't understand is how so many folks call these asshats patriots---they screw the military guys six ways from Sunday. The attempt of a recruitment talk to my own son was basically to the effect that he should think of his 8 years of military service just as "paid training" to now cash in upon. Assholes.

Comrade Misfit said...

People who go into the military or into the civilian service of the government to serve their country are patriots.

Those who go to a war zone because they are being paid oodles of money are mercenaries. Mercenaries are not afforded the status of "enemy combatant" and, traditionally, could be executed upon capture.

Something the folks at KBR and Blackwater need to keep in mind.