Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Summer Movies; Pt. 2

Hancock does not suck.

How it qualified for a PG-13 rating is beyond me. I saw folks taking little kids into it and that is most definitely not a kiddie flick.
Posted by on or about 14:48

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I saw Mongol yesterday and liked it. Not exactly a summer movie, but it was a nice way to spend a hot morning (weekly 10 am showings).

7/10/2008 4:03 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Mongol looks like a movie I'm going to have to catch on DVD, as it's nowhere near here. The nearest showing is 40 miles off and that's a bit far for a movie in these days of $4+/gal gasoline.

7/10/2008 5:57 PM
Anonymous said...

I drove about that to see it. But that was to Northampton and I got to meet up with a friend and have lunch afterwards. So the gas was well spent. I must say, there were a couple of guys in the audience (60ish to 70ish) who talked throughout it and made me, in retrospect, wish I had control over those nice airplane safety devices we could all wear. Zap. Now shut up and watch the blood.
Mr. Khan brings out those sorts of sentiments.

doug

7/10/2008 8:52 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I've thought a silenced .22 would be good for those folks.

7/10/2008 9:49 PM
BadTux said...

Too much mess, EBM. If you thought theater floors were sticky with Coca-cola caked on them, I think blood will be even stickier over time, as well as stinking a bit.

No, I think the taser wristbands are a much better idea. With the ushers given the power to zap ne'er-do-wells at will, heh!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
PS - I wait for Netflix, so all I have to do is worry about cats barfing hairballs onto my lap (ick!).

7/11/2008 12:23 AM

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