Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Disabled Vets to Cheney: Take a Hike, Asswipe

The Disabled Vets of America withdrew their invitation to speak to Cheney after they reviewed the Evil One's security requirements.

A bunch of old and disabled war heroes were going to be made to sit in place for two hours before the Soulless One spoke and they couldn't leave the auditorium until Vice President Voldemort had left the building.

If Cheney's staff is that frightened of a bunch of crippled vets, imagine how they fear the rest of the American people.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

He was afraid unless they were made to be a captive audience, they would have other priorities and ask for deferments from his speech.

What a bastard.