Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Navy Cancels a Shipbuilding Program

The Navy has canceled the construction of the Zumwalt Class, the successor to the DDG-51 class. This was a $20 billion program, now gone.

It probably didn't help matters that the DDG-1000s were going to be pretty much a butt-ugly ship.

(By the way, Boston Globe, land forces have "cannons." Ships have "guns.")

8 comments:

BadTux said...

It looked like a freakin' submarine with warts.

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

deadstick said...

How in the hell do they call this thing a destroyer at fourteen thousand tons?

Comrade Misfit said...

The thing is indeed larger than most cruisers.

BadTux said...

The Ticonderoga class destroyer is 8k tons, as were the old Spruances. The Arleigh Burke class cruiser is 9600 tons. So yeah, at 14,000 tons that ain't no destroyer... not to mention being butt-ugly :-).

Distributorcap said...

someone made a tidy profit on this debacle --- can i bet it was a FOD of FOG....

Mark said...

Am I perverse that the most upsetting thing to me is that huge movement to have the first ship of the class named USS Heinlein is now for naught?

*sighs*

There really should be a USS Heinlein. That's all I'm saying.

Mark Rossmore said...

At 14K tons, the Zumwalt would have been 5000 tons shy of CV-7 USS Wasp, the WWII aircraft carrier, and about 10,000 tons shy of the Yorktown class WWII aircraft carriers - including the greatest Naval ship of all time, CV-6 Enterprise.

Badtux, the Ticonderogas are still bigger than the Arleigh Burkes. The Ticos weigh in around 9600 tons, while the Burkes - specifically the larger Flight IIAs - clock in around 9200.

Still makes you wonder how only 400 tons can separate a "cruiser" from a "destroyer".

Then again some other navies - such as the British - designate their ships by role, not by tonnage. Therefore, at least in the Royal Navy, it's perfectly normal to have a frigate (such as the Type 22) larger than a destroyer (Type 42).

BadTux said...

Wicked, yeah, I saw I'd swapped the Ticonderoga cruisers and Arleigh Burke destroyers *after* I hit the "post" button. In fairness I was distracted at the time by things going on at work, where I'm pushing for a simple lean implementation that does everything needed and no more that can be implemented literally in weeks, and the big guys want the latest buzzwords that add absolutely nothing to the functionality but look cool. Hmm, how eerily appropriate when looking at a post about a "destroyer" bigger than every cruiser in the U.S. Navy because it has all the latest buzzwords...