Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Caturday

This is the bed I used when I was away on vacation. Since it was a single bed, only two of my cats occupied it at any one time.


This is Gracie in her favorite position, which is to say, lying next to me with her butt up against my thigh. It's a very pleasant event when she has shit all over her ass, as you might imagine.

4 comments:

BadTux said...

I have only one question. Since this bed appears to be 100% occupied by cats... where did you sleep? On the floor?

- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

I kick them off the bed. There are a lot more places for them to sleep than there are for me to sleep.

BadTux said...

Cat torturer! Heh.

Comrade Misfit said...

When they start paying the rent on this place, they can have a say where I sleep. Until then, I'm going to sleep in my bed.