Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, July 11, 2008

Early Caturday

I'm vacationing at a friend's place. This is her favorite photo of Rocky (l) and Teddy (r). Teddy died last year. Teddy, though a neutered male, pretty much raised Rocky.


Rocky at his meanest:

3 comments:

CrankyProf said...

I love how they both have exactly the same expression in the first picture.

"We will smoke you. Srsly."

Phil said...

Baby Girl looks just like Rocky!
Do you know what breed of cat he is?

Comrade Misfit said...

Busted, we think Rocky is part Maine Coon. He is a huge cat at 19lbs and he is not obese. he looks nothing like his mother, a feral, so we kind of think she found him and dropped him at my friend's door. No note, unfortunately.