Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Fucktard Award; State Government Edition

The award for being a bunch of fucking retards goes to the Connecticut State Department of Transportation.

For 25 years, during the Labor Day weekend,the Boy Scouts in southeastern Connecticut have operated a "free coffee break" stop at both of the state weigh stations along I-95 in Waterford, CT. They give out free coffee and doughnuts and they take donations as a fund-raiser for local charities. Last year, they were given an award by the governor of Connecticut for their public service.

Now, citing unnamed "safety concerns," the Connecticut DOT has told the Boy Scouts to fuck off and go away.

"Safety concerns," the favorite excuse of bureaucrats who are against anything. They never justify it, it's sort of like "security concerns," which has become another staple excuse of the idiots in government who are against something. 25 years of accident-free operation ought to speak for something, but not to the DOT.

Connecticut DOT; they can't rebuild a highway without massive corruption and shoddy work that required the "improvements" to be dug up and rebuilt, but they sure can shut down a free coffee operation run by the Boy Scouts.

Fucking assholes, all of them.

2 comments:

Burt said...

That's terrible. Jerks.

Comrade Misfit said...

What's worse is all of the idiots who seem to think that "teh gays" are behind the CT-DOT's decision.