Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, July 10, 2008

The Party of Pussies

That's how I feel about the Congressional Democrats. Other than a handful of Democrats with the spine to challenge the Bush Administration, the rest are a spineless pack of ghouls. Combined with the fascists in the GOP, they give the Tsar of the Baboons everything he wants, other than a handful of appointments to cushy jobs.

As an opposition party to the Reign of the Chimperor, they have been fucking worthless. Oh, they issue statements and make symbolic votes, but at the end of the day, not a goddamn thing has changed. Dorquemjada wants a feew hundred billion for his wars, he gets it. He wants immunity for the lawbreakers in the telecom industry,he gets it.

Which is why the DNC isn't getting a cent from me. Not one.

Fuck them, they're as useless as a latex screwdriver.

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