Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, July 7, 2008

Candidate to Platform Committee: Go Blow Yerselves

The "Restore the 19th Century Movement" in the GOP is going to pick a fight with McCain over the GOP's platform.

Who gives a fuck, really? The activists in either party always raise a tussle over the convention platform and at the end of the day, it is not worth the paper it is printed on. Whomsoever is elected as president isn't going to give a rat's ass about what was written down as the party's platform. They never have.

"The current GOP platform is a 100-page document, and all but nine pages mention Bush's name."

Which is about as toxic a thing as can be imagined this time around. The McCainites are so afraid of uttering that word that they won't even refer to a mass of pubic hair as a "bush."

3 comments:

deadstick said...

Republicans? Mention pubic hair? Now don't go makin' shit up...

Fixer said...

The McCainites are so afraid of uttering that word that they won't even refer to a mass of pubic hair as a "bush."

But they'll take the money he can raise for them, won't they?

Comrade Misfit said...

Fixer, of course. If you can't take another man's money, eat his food, drink his booze, fuck his wife and then vote against the guy's interests, you have no business in politics.

Cash has no conscience.